Daves day at the zoo!

It was my mates first day as a zoo keeper and his boss said to him theres only one rule here at the zoo and it is if any of the animals die you have to pay for them. There's a red book over there to tell you how much all of the animals are. So Dave went to see what his first job was. It was sweeping out the finches cage. Off he went cleaning out the finches cage when the end of his brush nocked one of the finches of it's twig. The poor little finch was dead!So off Dave went to the red book and it said Finch: £50 each. Dave didn't have enough money to pay for it, so he picked up the dead finch and through it into the lions cage. The lion went OMOMOMOM OMOMOMOM! Then Dave went to see what his next job was. It was looking after the chimps. He was just watching the chimps swinging on the tire when the tire snapped and the 2 little chimps went down to the ground dead. Then of Dave went to the red book and it said chimps £100 each .So of Dave went to the lions cage and flung the chimps in the lions cage. The lions went OMOMOM OMOMOMOM. Dave thought "Why don't I keep away from the animals for now by mowing the lawn?" Dave had never drove the big tracter before so he was a bit wobely and crashed into a tree. A big bees nest fell into the blades and they all got mushed up. Dave went to the red book and it said Bees: £10 each. There were about 5000 bees!! Dave went to the lions cage again and flung the bees in and the lions went OMOMOM OMOMOMOMOMOM. A couple of hours later a new lion came to the zoo and said to another lion "So, whats the food like here?" The lion said well today I've had finch, chimps and mushy bees. LOL!

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